唐太(tài )-🕕-宗【🍅】年间，奇🆓丑(chǒu )_⛲_无比(bǐ )的花(huā )【📼】(📒)花神_🏽_姐_🐌_妹(mèi )（〈🔼〉原型(xíng )为(wéi )原(yuán )_😘_版“花(huā )〈🛍〉花(huā )🔱”）每(měi )【🤴】年(🍥)下【🎺】凡(fán )-🔧-人(rén )🎗间(jiān ) ，搞〈🐉〉的🌰人(rén )🍖间(jiān )呕(ǒu )吐-🏴-不断(duàn )，鸡犬不〈🎾〉宁📿，灭(miè )花(huā )会(huì )🎲总舵主马超(♑)组(zǔ )(📼)😎织(zhī )了(le )一-🖲-场〈⚫〉(🐿)世纪级的灭花(huā )-🤷-行(háng )动【🛍】，然〈🕖〉(🕯)而👁进(jìn )行(háng )途(tú )〈💆〉中花(huā )🔲花(huā )_🥄_神被(🚉)自称黑【🐖】猫(māo )王_🛺_的神(shén )秘(🎫)人(rén )〈🥞〉劫_🗑_走，任务😻宣告(gào )【🚸】失(shī )🚑败。(🥀)　　【🕕】然(rán )而(ér )花花(huā )【🤷】神(shén )的(de )-💞-失(shī )踪(🌙)给给天〈🧚〉庭(tíng )造(zào )成了巨(jù )〈📯〉变(biàn )🚨，唯【⏯】有(yǒu )仙-🖲-(🔢)力=0的天(tiān )【🌑】庭(tíng )〈🎛〉特(tè )【🌊】工【㊗】处(chù )_🥎_处长(💻)刘【🗞】备〈🙂〉📙（🔝国语版_🐑_为(wéi )〈🏂〉“小(🤠)智〔🤸〕”）㊙未(wèi )受(shòu )影响_🙉_，玉(yù )(⛓)帝〈🎾〉与(yǔ )_⏰_猫【🈴】局(jú )(🍄)长(zhǎng )〈⛏〉（原型(xíng )为(wéi )原(yuán )版(bǎn )🚻诸(zhū )葛(gě )-🕙-亮(liàng )）〔😍〕任命(mìng )刘(liú )备【🏯】为(wéi )天庭(tíng )特工，为(wéi )拯(zhěng )救(jiù )_🤖_全⚾天庭(tíng )🌮人_👣_的健康而❕下凡(fán )〔💹〕拯〔💔〕救(jiù )花花(huā )神，同时(shí )凡间(jiān )(🦇)的光(guāng )〔🈸〕头大〈🏻〉🐛师（〔🌹〕唐(táng )〔⛏〕玄(🐨)奘(zàng )）接(jiē )受(shòu )〈🃏〉🌪如(rú )来(lái )佛(fó )委托(💹)收(shōu )了(le )_🐩_当年大(🔈)闹(nào )_🏒_天(tiān )宫〈💿〉的(de )【🎥】悟空(kōng )🈺（_🤔_国(📧)语(yǔ )版(bǎn )【😙】为(wéi )“无(wú )敌(🔤)”）【💏】前(qián )往🥤西(xī )(🔷)天♌取(💸)经(jīng )，刘(liú )【🐞】备(bèi )【🍽】与(🏃)无(wú )敌有〔🚲〕着(zhe )什么(me )不堪【🌱】回首的悲(bēi )惨(cǎn )【🔫】经历(lì )〔🔥〕，昔(xī )-🌸-日(rì )转⏳世(shì )的(de )关(guān )🍁羽(yǔ )（〈🔲〉国(guó )语(yǔ )_🕕_版〈😳〉为“(📤)小仁-🚻-”）【🔪】和(hé )【🐂】张飞(fēi )（-⏺-国(guó )语(yǔ )🧘版(bǎn )〈💅〉为〔🤼〕“小✖勇”）又能否(fǒu )见到【🍹】(⛴)刘备(bèi )，一切(qiē )_🈺_就请(qǐng )到《q版(bǎn )三(sān )国(guó )🍯(🔍)之(zhī )三(sān )小(xiǎo )强【🈂】》里(lǐ )〈🐌〉解密(🖱)(💛)吧。　　_🐅_找到(dào )花(huā )花神(shén )-🈸-🙅后，三(sān )🍾兄(xiōng )弟(dì )回(huí )到(dào )(📯)天庭，担(dān )👆任〈🔍〉职务（🗒很忙的〈🌒〉）_🎁_，所【⛎】以(yǐ )🏖想找(zhǎo )朗〈🍈〉朗(🕌)，不(bú )〔👔〕干(gàn )了(le )。无(wú )(♟)意(yì )〈🔝〉中(zhōng )(🦐)看(kàn )到(dào )(🍏)，无(wú )♈(⏭)敌是〔🍗〕去(qù )做(zuò )_🤠_真(zhēn )人(rén )〔🖥〕表(biǎo )演【😙】。小(xiǎo )智(zhì )想(xiǎng )🕤帮(bāng )-⛱-无(wú )敌(dí )，却〈🌲〉(🌽)搞砸(zá )🏒了(le )，被朗朗(lǎng )抓到(dào )🔰，被🏉🌸强(📳)迫(pò )参(cān )🚔加《西游生(shēng )存(cún )大-😓-挑(tiāo )(🏓)战》与光头(tóu )-🃏-大(dà )师(shī )对(duì )🏫抗，会_🥈_发(fā )生【🍏】什么呢_💘_？　-⛄-　展(zhǎn )〈🤫〉开(kāi )【😕】